I am a bad, bad, bad cat

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I helped flamedrop hide a body (-173 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole karmaforone's purse (30 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I bought porn for sotongxiaohei (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-814 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, nyankoframe

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(Among others, I think my record was -5058 points)