::bike begins to lose balance:: "I'm going to fall, aren't I? Fine, fine. Perform evasive manuever 18." ::bikes falls over even more:: "Crap. Maybe I can put my leg out to stop myself from falling."
At this point, my legs report back to me saying "we can't move! we're braced for impact!"
"Craaaap. Ok, are we braced for impact? Yeah? Good. Falling over in 3.. 2... 1..."
::oof.::
"Damage report? Nothing broken. Excellent. Massive internal bleeding. But no broken bones. Stay on course."
And this all takes place in the manner of 2 or 3 seconds. :D
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Date: 2006-02-05 05:29 am (UTC)::bike begins to lose balance::
"I'm going to fall, aren't I? Fine, fine. Perform evasive manuever 18."
::bikes falls over even more::
"Crap. Maybe I can put my leg out to stop myself from falling."
At this point, my legs report back to me saying "we can't move! we're braced for impact!"
"Craaaap. Ok, are we braced for impact? Yeah? Good. Falling over in 3.. 2... 1..."
::oof.::
"Damage report? Nothing broken. Excellent. Massive internal bleeding. But no broken bones. Stay on course."
And this all takes place in the manner of 2 or 3 seconds. :D