But I think you look fine the way you are, really! (Coming from someone who is now decidedly overweight and not doing anything about it)

And of course you know the answers from me to that question, but anyway

1. mpitten you
2. stuff a pillow in your face
3. talk about many cats and pillows and cats and cats
4. nearly suffocate you with a fluff-filled sleeping aid
5. cat.

Duh.